Moron fast: take #4

Kinja'd!!! "bob and john" (bobandjohn)
08/23/2016 at 11:40 • Filed to: None

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The cream of the crop of modern sport bikes. The then ultimate game changer

The vaunted BMW S1000RR.

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Friend showed up to a meet and bike wouldnt start. He didnt know how to bump start. So I did it for him. He then gave me 15min to ride it around and charge the battery a bit.

Hehe. Hehehe.

Like. The ZX-10R was fast. As was the Ducati 1198. But those were bike that made it readily apparent that they were going to kill you the first chance they get.

This thing? No harder or terrifing then my f800r. Really. Until you open it up. And it goes. And then it goes harder. And then it goes some more. At which point you wonder: A) how am I not in jail and B) how have I not actually taken off yet?

Man. I should NOT check the used prices for these, lest I do something stupid


DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > bob and john
08/23/2016 at 11:56

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A decent used one is $14-15k, so probably more than you’d like them to be.


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > bob and john
08/23/2016 at 12:00

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coulda saves his $15, running at idle should have charged it just as much as running whilst being ridden


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/23/2016 at 12:00

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they start at 12K around here. less then I thought


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > MonkeePuzzle
08/23/2016 at 12:03

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you really think I was going to tell him that? REALLY?


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > bob and john
08/23/2016 at 12:07

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That’s actually pretty good.


Kinja'd!!! Ssfancyfresh > bob and john
08/23/2016 at 12:13

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I had a similar experience. When this bike first came out all the headlines seemed to be focused on the traction control wizardry and the near 200hp number.

When I had the opportunity to ride one, I found it to be very usable, surprisingly comfortable, and not at all scary. It’s a fantastic machine.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > Ssfancyfresh
08/23/2016 at 12:28

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its insane. your just puttering around, doing your thing. then you drop a gear to pass someone, and the next you know, you’re on the back wheel doing 250+ km/h and wondering when the hell it happened


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > bob and john
08/23/2016 at 12:42

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well, of course not, $15 is $15, AND riding a nice bike.

I guess I’m just concerned that he seems slightly clueless, I hope his riding skills are up to the job of managing this bike.


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > MonkeePuzzle
08/23/2016 at 12:45

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dude can ride, but is a bit of a neanderthal when it comes to actual maintenance and what not (always had new, dealer maintained bikes. oh whats its like to be rich)


Kinja'd!!! BobintheMtns > bob and john
08/23/2016 at 12:55

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Yeah... those beemers are dope AF...... I remember when they came out— all the magazines were like, “why is BMW trying to get in on such a crowded market??” then they rode them and were all “holy fuck!!”


Kinja'd!!! bob and john > MonkeePuzzle
08/23/2016 at 13:29

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also, should have clarified...he didnt give me 15$. he gave me 15 MINUTES with it


Kinja'd!!! BobintheMtns > MonkeePuzzle
08/23/2016 at 14:10

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Actually, the majority of motorcycle stators (alternators) are so small that they don’t have the output to charge the battery at idle... it’s not until you’re at 2000-3000 rpm that the battery starts getting replenished... But perhaps this beemer is different...


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > BobintheMtns
08/23/2016 at 14:13

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charge it twice a quick, hold thr throttle at 6k in the parking lot


Kinja'd!!! BobintheMtns > MonkeePuzzle
08/23/2016 at 16:38

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Haha- totally! WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But with a bike like that, there’s funner ways to charge it up!!


Kinja'd!!! MonkeePuzzle > BobintheMtns
08/23/2016 at 16:41

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and that aren’t as likely to end in...

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